Do you want a free jalapeno pepper plant?  Act fast!  I’ve pulled our jalapeno pepper plant from our desktop aquaponic grow bed to make room for some spring onions and green peppers.  Contact me ASAP if you would like to be the adoptive parent of this fine jalapeno plant.  No background check will be required so long as you promise to care for it better than I have, which will be easy.

Ecclesiastes 3 King James Version (KJV)

3 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: